1 00:09:11,375 --> 00:09:14,915 You don't know the famous Sam Hawkens? Well, that's me. 2 00:12:01,541 --> 00:12:05,707 I think we should surrender. - Well, seems you'd like the Kiowa 3 00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:08,957 to have a nice breakfast with your scalp. 4 00:13:39,625 --> 00:13:43,707 Pretty smart, the Chief. - We'd slow down and put out the fire. 5 00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:48,749 No, then he'll attack once again! No, no, there's pretty less chances 6 00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:52,374 for our mothers' sons. 7 00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:35,249 Now, what was that? Did you hear that? 8 00:15:35,666 --> 00:15:38,665 Oh! But that's... that's... 9 00:15:38,791 --> 00:15:42,874 Now, look who's coming! Indians! Our first Indians! How lovely! 10 00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:55,457 Please stop for a minute, gentlemen! Only one minute. For the camera! 11 00:15:55,541 --> 00:16:00,165 I am a friend of all Indians. I just would like to take a photo of you. 12 00:16:00,791 --> 00:16:03,374 For the Oxford Times! 13 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:52,040 You sure they were Kiowa, Sam? - Yes! Without any doubt? 14 00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:56,374 I know if an Indian is a Kiowa or an Apache, even at night. 15 00:19:57,333 --> 00:20:01,707 Even with closed eyes, I would say. 16 00:21:44,875 --> 00:21:47,874 Hello! Are you the landlord? 17 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:51,749 Yeah, that's me. - Do you have a room for me? 18 00:21:52,416 --> 00:21:57,332 Yeah. But I want to know who you are. - Pardon me. Tuff-Tuff of the Oxford Times. 19 00:21:57,416 --> 00:22:00,957 I came here from England to photograph the Indians. 20 00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:05,999 Unfortunately I was unlucky up to now but I am very optimistic. Here, my camera. 21 00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:11,082 What's that umbrella for? It's sunny! - The tripod hampers me to dismount. 22 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:15,040 Therefore, I take my right leg to this side... like this... 23 00:22:16,041 --> 00:22:19,582 Then I take up the umbrella... That ensures a soft landing. 24 00:22:20,583 --> 00:22:24,624 It is my own invention on which I already applied for a patent. 25 00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:28,290 Now, who's that? - He wants to take photos of the Indians. 26 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,999 Yes, for the Oxford Times. 27 00:22:34,375 --> 00:22:39,457 Now, who is this that suspicious character? - Mr Santer. The most powerful man here. 28 00:24:22,833 --> 00:24:25,832 Pardon me, do you mind? 29 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,540 May I introduce myself: Agnus Tuff-Tuff, Oxford Times. 30 00:24:31,125 --> 00:24:34,124 Hey! - Oh! Pardon me, I'm so sorry. 31 00:24:37,833 --> 00:24:41,040 Cheers. - Get away, this is where I stand! 32 00:24:43,125 --> 00:24:46,290 Oh! Oh, milady, what a lucky coincidence! 33 00:24:47,708 --> 00:24:50,707 May I ask for a little dance? 34 00:24:51,208 --> 00:24:54,749 A little dance? Here you are. But without the lady. 35 00:24:59,041 --> 00:25:01,749 I am protesting! 36 00:25:04,958 --> 00:25:08,499 I will inform the press about your malicious behavior! 37 00:25:16,333 --> 00:25:19,540 I don't like that anyone touches you. - Indians! 38 00:30:42,375 --> 00:30:45,582 Ok, guys, you line up at the wall now. Go on! 39 00:30:52,625 --> 00:30:56,040 Fine. And now, you put your hands in your necks. 40 00:30:58,125 --> 00:31:01,665 Yes, great. And now, you put your heads against the wall. 41 00:31:06,083 --> 00:31:09,207 Wonderful. And now two steps back! 42 00:31:11,458 --> 00:31:14,665 That's it. Not quite comfortable, isn't it? 43 00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:19,624 And now I have a surprise: Anybody moves, he'll be dead! 44 00:31:47,958 --> 00:31:53,165 You cowards! Idiots! Get up now! Useless bastards! Get up! What was it? 45 00:33:40,958 --> 00:33:42,874 Who is to negotiate with them? 46 00:33:43,750 --> 00:33:48,374 I'll do it, if you don't mind. I'm well-known in every Apache tent. 47 00:33:51,625 --> 00:33:55,707 Keep the workers calm. Jones, Old Shatterhand, Bancroft, come on. 48 00:33:56,416 --> 00:33:59,124 Leave you guns here. 49 00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:09,207 So, 50 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,415 How do you call him? 51 00:35:50,291 --> 00:35:54,915 Old Shatterhand, because his fist fells every man like a lightning. 52 00:39:20,833 --> 00:39:23,374 And send his buddies to hell. 53 00:39:24,083 --> 00:39:27,207 My best idea ever, if I may say so. 54 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:48,665 Gentlemen, please, just one minute! Hold on for one minute, please. 55 00:46:49,541 --> 00:46:52,665 What do you have against the Oxford Times? 56 00:54:22,083 --> 00:54:24,624 Huh? What did you say? 57 00:54:41,875 --> 00:54:45,957 If you can manage that, my friend, I'll take my hat off to you. 58 00:54:46,625 --> 00:54:49,582 And my false scalp, too. 59 00:55:08,041 --> 00:55:13,249 Sometimes I really don't know: Should I embrace him or murder him? 60 00:56:35,875 --> 00:56:38,874 Oh! Now, what is that? 61 00:56:44,666 --> 00:56:49,290 Please, is that the train to Indianapolis? - Cover, we'll be shooting! 62 00:56:49,541 --> 00:56:53,707 I just asked where the train is going to. - And I just said: cover! 63 00:57:44,416 --> 00:57:48,249 See? I was right in the end. 64 00:57:49,416 --> 00:57:52,832 Look at them coming out! - Come on, over here! 65 01:03:53,333 --> 01:03:56,040 Hey! Hello! Hello! 66 01:03:56,208 --> 01:04:00,457 Are you headed to El Paso by any chance? - That's exactly where I'm going. 67 01:04:00,541 --> 01:04:05,957 Could you send a telegram for me? - Why not, if you pay? - Of course. 68 01:04:06,125 --> 01:04:09,665 What a godforsaken country this is. Where did you come from? 69 01:04:11,041 --> 01:04:14,582 From Roswell. - But Roswell was attacked by the Indians. 70 01:04:14,708 --> 01:04:19,082 Yes, but unfortunately I missed them. This is it: "To the Oxford Times. 71 01:04:19,166 --> 01:04:24,415 Instead of group photos of Indians I'll send exclusive picture of Coughing Crow." 72 01:04:26,500 --> 01:04:28,374 Now... 73 01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:04,540 Farewell, my good old friend. You're really a lucky one. 74 01:15:05,166 --> 01:15:09,832 I'd rather go to the happy hunting-grounds that fast and painless like you. 75 01:16:10,166 --> 01:16:14,374 'cause without me this greenhorn is doomed to death. 76 01:17:09,291 --> 01:17:14,207 The worst is, my scalp is itching, and I cannot scratch myself. 77 01:24:24,583 --> 01:24:27,540 My pants, quick! She's coming. 78 01:24:35,833 --> 01:24:39,915 Quite a good-looking guy, huh? Yeah, that's what I always was. 79 01:24:41,083 --> 01:24:44,207 Only that I didn't have time for girls. 80 01:25:26,333 --> 01:25:29,332 You got pretty hair. - Huh? 81 01:25:30,166 --> 01:25:33,707 My pretty, pretty darling, you. - Me pretty darsing? 82 01:25:34,625 --> 01:25:38,707 Quiet good. Say "darling". - You take darling as squaw in wigwam? 83 01:25:42,791 --> 01:25:45,999 What? Marriage? Sam Hawkens will never marry! 84 01:25:46,083 --> 01:25:49,207 Yes, yes, yes! No marriage, no love. 85 01:25:49,791 --> 01:25:53,332 But, what's up now? Stay with me, my pretty, pretty darling. 86 01:25:54,416 --> 01:25:57,124 Stay with me. 87 01:25:57,958 --> 01:26:01,374 I'll do anything you want. Give me a hug, darling. 88 01:29:34,250 --> 01:29:39,415 Oh, did I tell you how Moon fell in love with me? 89 01:29:39,500 --> 01:29:44,707 And how I escaped her at the last minute? No one of you could have managed that.